The story of my life

I take her home

I drive all night to keep her warm

And time… is frozen

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

stopdropeverything:

jakemalik:

I would like thank the amazing delivery man who got this pizza here in 13 minutes

this is what true love looks like, never settle for less

thankyou, we’re very happy together 

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

milfycyrus:

I don’t understand

I would like thank the amazing delivery man who got this pizza here in 13 minutes

rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”